natshithead

Am working at Massimo Dutti at Orchard, besides starfucks.
Drop by, but don't drop an atomic bomb,
cause i've been farting a lot, so don't need to contribute to the methane gas.
methane right?

can't wait to have my pay cause i'm fucking broke
& i have to korek my jubo everyday for money.

my lips are starting to be swollen & red, hot & itchy
& it sucks.
cause i think im always freezing & i'm sick.
have been sick ever since baby left & i started work.
sway the swing-er.

my leg itchy.

idk why i like to centralise my entry.
i think cause it looks longer which holds no content.
i'm bored. very rare right?
i'm just waiting for bald shiny head dude to wake up & call me.
2nd day & his batt dying.

i miss si-raj-a istana park.

my nose is block. fucking irritating.
i'm being random.
who wanna layan?

Darling, your imperfections are the most perfect thing that you posses which makes me adore you dearly.

We would be on the line together, not talking
In an effort to get people to look
into each other's eyes more,
& also to appease the mutes,
the governement has decided
to allot each person exactly one hundred
& sixty-seven words, per day.

When the phone rings, I put it to my ear
without saying hello. In the restaurant
I point at a chicken noodle soup.
I am adjusting well to the new way.

Late at night, I call my long distance lover,
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.

When she doesn't respond,
I know she's used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two & a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
& listen to each other breathe.
Jeffrey McDaniel.

SIALAH, KAU DAH GEMUK SATU HAL.
LAGI SATU HAL, KAU NAK STEP MANA PUNYA HOT SHOT.
TSKTSKTSK
JIJIK SIAK AKU TENGOK.

WHAT YOU DONT KNOW, IS THAT THEY'RE LAUGHING RIGHT BEHIND YOUR BACK
AT HOW FUCKING FAT YOU ARE WHO WANNA STEP MANA PUNYA LAWA.
SUCK IT UP BITCHHH.

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SKILLS
& YOUR MAKE UP STOP IT EH, LAST WARNING (BLOODY HA!)